Meghan Markle

The mainstream media has been full of news about Meghan Markle, I so I thought we should weigh in with our perspective on the British royal family’s internal conflicts.

Hahaha — I’m kidding! I don’t care at all about any of that crap! Why does anyone care about what those royal dingdongs are up to? There are 65 countries on this planet that have a yearly celebration of escaping the rule of the British royals and the only concern about the British royals that any person in any of those countries should have is: How to best get rid of them once and for all.

We shouldn’t care about what kind of hats or other bullshit they put on their heads. We shouldn’t care which one is boning which other one. It’s nice that Queen Charlotte was Black, but seriously — time for all that bullshit to end! The Queen is wearing clothes? We should not care. The Queen is naked? Well, in the metaphorical, she always is. Get rid of them all.

And if someone marries into the royal family? Well, they’ve just become part of the problem, haven’t they?