Antifa Bus Invades Redding, CA

This is satire. It is a joke.

Last week, police in the small town of Redding, California responded to reports of antifa infiltrators invading in buses with the intent of doing terrorism. Unfortunately, the police were not able to locate the terrorists, so they could still be at large in the town, ready to do terrorism at any moment. Some possible terrorism that the antifas could do includes standing around looking angry, bringing attention to legitimately racist social interactions, and demanding that all human beings be allowed to exist.

At first, no photos or descriptions were available of the antifa bus, but today, Redding police released the following photo provided by a resident.

According to the witness, the antifa bus did not roll through town like a normal, decent bus, but rather floated through, held aloft by an enormous hot air balloon. The most concerning aspect of the bus is that it is a dark blue instead of the traditional safety yellow — a clear sign of how unpatriotic these antifas are. The witness hypothesized that the bus might function through the power of Satan rather than good, Christian diesel fuel. The invading antifas parachuted into Redding, wearing all manner of ridiculous costumes, as is typical of antifas.

Redding police have asked residents to look out for strangely dressed people carrying pick axes and other weapons, and either dancing or hitting each other with those weapons. If a possible antifa is sighted, Redding police encourage citizens to, “Go git um!” and then only call 911 after the threat has been neutralized.

Related: Although this post was a joke, conservatives really did start a ridiculous rumor about antifas invading Redding, CA in buses.