Wow, Democratic party voters. You really suck. I mean the actual Democratic party voters, not those of us forced to take part in this idiotic game of jackass vs. jackass — you all are OK. But you Democratic party voters — the ones who started out saying, “Joe Biden seems good to me.” — what is wrong with you? It’s a rhetorical question. You’re going to have to figure that out for yourself. Just take my word for it — something is wrong with you if you ever thought Joe Biden was a good idea.
So, thanks to you, here we are on the brink of what appears to be another win for the Orange Menace. You looked at the racist, sexist old man who won the previous election and thought, “Hey, what we need is someone slightly less racist and sexist, but every bit as old, white, and male. That’s the ticket.” And it wasn’t. If you’ll think back, we said this would happen. The moment you started in with the Joe Biden bullshit, we said, “Don’t do that, it will be a repeat of 2016.” But did you listen? No, you did not.
By “we”, I mean the left. We are not Democrats. You keep acting like we are, but we are not.
Joe Biden is significantly worse than HRC. Can you not see that? I mean, just awful. And the campaign his people ran was terrible. They literally settled on a natural disaster as the thing to make him appealing to voters — as if Trump is responsible for the movement of viruses. Oh, yeah, I know that Trump’s bullshit made the pandemic way worse in the US — but do you see the subtlety there? Do you think subtlety works on the American people? Do you see how Joe Biden never had any kind of solution for getting rid of the virus? He literally said, “If I’m elected, I’ll do nothing; I’ll just let the scientists do whatever they were planning to do.” And the scientists are saying that we won’t have this under control until 2022. It’s not a very good pitch.
Yeah, OK, Joe Biden still has a “path to victory”. Mm hm. He just has to beat Trump in a couple of the swing states that Trump won last time, when you had a better candidate. But let’s say Biden manages to squeak by. This is not a good scenario. Trump has already done what we expected — claiming victory and election meddling. If we have a civil war at this point, you are partially to blame.
If you look back at the left’s various excellent analyses of this moment, the “good” outcome is already gone — there will be no Biden landslide (as if that would have been “good”, hahaha). What you’re left with is Trump squeaking by (and then implementing an authoritarian state) or Biden squeaking by (followed by something like a civil war). And this is substantially because you chose a terrible candidate.
The Biden campaign’s tag lines were things like:
– “Get over it.”
– “You’re a damn liar.”
– “Nothing will substantially change.”
– “No malarkey!”
– “Vote for someone else.”
Damn, that is awful.
You really couldn’t find anyone better than this?
Anyway. Whether or not Biden squeaks by, you all need to get your heads on straight and figure out how not to do this again. If you keep thinking of politics as a one-dimensional “right vs. left” scenario, and if you keep thinking that the near-right Democratic Party is somehow in the center of this completely over-simplified model of reality, you will keep losing forever. I mean, honestly, it’s probably too late at this point for America, but maybe we’ll get lucky.
PS: “Republican voters are crossing the aisle to vote for Joe Biden!” hahahahaha! oh, wow, y’all are hilarious. haha