It is time to send human astronauts to Mars — and one of those astronauts should be Elon Musk.
Here’s why:
Billionaires like Elon Musk are masters of innovation who need only the raw materials around them to not only survive… but thrive! Thanks to NASA, we now know that it is possible to make oxygen out of the raw materials available on Mars, but a genius billionaire like Musk wouldn’t even need to know that — he would innovate a solution all by himself without the help of socialist-government-funded NASA’s technology! Elon Musk could probably re-purpose the spaceship’s coffee maker to turn ordinary rocks into oxygen, I bet, because he is so smart.
You could send Elon Musk to Mars with nothing — naked! — and he would be able to innovate an entire city out of just the raw materials already there and by re-purposing the spacecraft he arrived in. And what a treat that would be for heterosexual ladies watching him conquer Mars from back home!
But we don’t have to send Musk to Mars completely alone. In fact, the innovation would happen even faster if we sent several, many, or even all billionaires to Mars. Imagine the amount of innovation they could do! There are no governments on Mars, and without the inconvenience of government regulating everything they do, those billionaires could really thrive! They’d eventually have way more money than they would have if they’d stayed on Earth!
And why not send Grimes, too? That way, the billionaires will have some catchy grooves to get down to while they innovate — but first they will need to innovate her some musical instruments because we don’t want to impede their creativity by giving them any kind of assistance.
People have mentioned that sending people to Mars is risky and dangerous — but clearly those people haven’t considered sending super-innovators to Mars. They’re basically invincible. Everyone just needs to have more confidence and believe in the power of innovation.
Let’s send all the billionaires to Mars. Let’s do it today! The sooner the better.
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